I am not at the WSOP at the moment, as this picture shows I am plotting total world domination and annihilation from my secret underground bunker. Whatever you do, don’t touch the cat and don’t overplay king jack.

I am a dominatrix, I am the general, I am the captain and I am ready to unleash doll domination on any donkey that gets in my way. You’ve seen my army of mascots for the WSOP. I am giving them Viagra so they really take a stand at the WSOP Main Event.

I am ready for battle and will be from the 8th July when my sponsors introduce their World Domination promotion. I am not going to get bogged down by weather or adverse conditions, I am going to invade Russia, I am going to take Moscow and all your money while I am at it. I also have Paris in my sights, as the French are the second worst poker players in the world I expect them to fold to the slightest raise.

In all seriousness, I am a big fan of ‘Risk’ and strategy games so I love the idea of the PartyPoker.com promotion where you have to conquer the world. It just makes me want to take everything! The only issue I have is that is it only $100,000 for someone who gets total world domination. Shouldn’t it be trillions but then again who wants trillions when you can have billions!

I want to know who the first person to conquer Moscow or the whole of Russia is. Let me know in the comments below and there will be a special reward. The world is not enough, I want total universe domination.

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