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<\/p>\nThe whole poker world has gone eBay mad. What\u2019s my solution? Let\u2019s place a bid on eBay for eBay. I typed in eBay in the search box of eBay.co.uk and what did I find? No joke!<\/p>\n
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I have spent some time licking my wounds in recent days \u2013 and no it is not because Zasko and I have been involved in some hardcore Steven Seagal \u2018Lawman\u2019 German Shepherd training and he\u2019s been taking it out on my arms \u2013 it\u2019s also not because my faithful sponsors PartyPoker.com have said no to a personal concierge for the Aussie Millions<\/a>.<\/p>\n In short, man\u2019s best friend is disappointed, I didn\u2019t win the auction for Peter Eastgate\u2019s WSOP Main Event bracelet<\/a> on eBay. We have talked our problems through \u2013 he knows I have my limits, I bid well into six figures and he made a massive amount for charity. There were anti doggie bling dark forces out there.<\/p>\n Who has got it? I honestly don\u2019t know. Perhaps it will appear on Wikileaks. I know Alex Dreyfus<\/a> of Chilipoker and sponsor of the recent World Poker Tour Marrakech (wish I had gone, heard the apple shisha was good) was bidding but he pulled out when I threatened to set a pack of my faithful guards on him. I also heard rumours that poker sites<\/a> were bidding to put it up as a prize for an online tournament. This isn\u2019t right, I wanted to buy it for a loved one.<\/p>\n I have since seen that Vanessa Rousso has put her Lamborghini Gallardo up for auction on eBay. If she could offer a package where she comes with the car I would buy it for Zasko. She could then manage him and drive him around in a car he deserves to drive.<\/p>\n The only thing \u2013 my dog will not ride in any sports car that is pink\u2026 or bright yellow. That said, is a Lamborghini a dog groomer or even a dog manager\u2019s car? Go Daddy? Tony G is the daddy!<\/p>\n Bihl wants $50k for it though so I told him to stick it on eBay. I now urge everyone in the world to stick their bracelets on eBay. I am out there and Zasko is waiting. I am a buyer and in the market.<\/p>\n I have permission to bring my furry friend on the set at the Aussie Millions \u2013 all he needs is something to wear, the training is nearly there.<\/p>\n I am sat here in front of the tv. No way! Guess who I didn\u2019t bet with PartyBets.com<\/a> to win the 2018 FIFA World Cup? All the fish are sold.<\/p>\n Get Out Russians, get out \u2013 send you back to Russia. Watch out for the parasailing donkeys!<\/p>\n Look what happened to the chances of Belgium and The Netherlands\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The whole poker world has gone eBay mad. What\u2019s my solution? Let\u2019s place a bid on eBay for eBay. I typed in eBay in the search box of eBay.co.uk and what did I find? No joke! I have spent some time licking my wounds in recent days \u2013 and no it is not because Zasko<\/p>\nVanessa Rousso’s Lamborghini up for auction<\/h3>\n
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I got an email from Germany\u2019s Thomas \u2018Buzzer\u2019 Bihl who offered to sell his bracelet \u2013 the very first WSOPE one ever won. I thought his could be an even better solution for me as Zasko is a German Euro dog<\/a>, it may suit him better.<\/p>\n