Tony G: Kara Scott has got a bit of a crush on me

Ha, Ha – you might be saying. Tony G said that Australia will win the World Cup. Instead, what happens is the Socceroos are smashed to pieces by Germany in their first game – they lose 4-0 and at the same time get the best player wearing green and gold sent off for no real reason at all! I will get my bike.

Heart and commitment to come back

That said, I 100% believe that the Socceroos have the heart and commitment to the game to come back – I might have been wrong about Phil Hellmuth being on the verge of a massive comeback but my boys will blast their way back into the World Cup don’t you worry.

Anyway, I have just left Vegas for a while. I played event 25, the $10,000 Omaha Hi-Low Split 8 or Better, and I again busted close to the money after playing all day. Congratulations, by the way, to Mike Sexton for finishing tenth. The only consolation I have from the event is that I got to play with ‘The Poker Brat’ all day and he busted just before me – he didn’t cry either, good to see the psychological help is working.

Ivey was in the game and he was drunk

After busting I went to Bobby’s Room at the Bellagio to relax – I was enjoying a mixed game 4k-8k limit, 2-7 triple draw and 500-1000 PLO. Phil Ivey was in the game and on my right. He was drunk and there were some bets on him vomiting but it didn’t happen – it was all fun and games.

I managed to snag a few pots from Ivey and paddled my bike back to Patrik Antonius’ old house where I now reside in Vegas. Durrr was in the game as was David Benyamine. That said, it’s time to park the bike and enjoy other things in life for a while during the summer. I am a happy punter and most important a winner.

I think Kara Scott has got a bit of a crush on me

When I do come back to the WSOP what am I planning? Well I might need to stay away from Kara Scott, I think she has got a bit of a crush on me. I failed to give the guiding hand to the US beauty queens and her Canadian charms don’t work on me.

Make no mistake, as this video shows I have true heart for Kara and if she wants to stay at my Vegas house she can. Don’t worry about the G walking around naked – that only happens in my new sauna! Here to me Scotty!!